[Sand castles are great and all - but they could improve from a little bit of green, wouldn't you say? Hence why you might be surprised to find as you walk through that there's actually some... vines curling against the walls? Whoa, weird!
You can follow the trail a short ways to eventually make it to Tytree - wearing the """swim jock""" also known as The One with the Literal Butt Hole - with his ass planted firmly on the ground so that it looks like he's just wearing a normal swimsuit and stupid floaties. Apparently that doesn't bug him.
He's also got some grass growing around him, long grass, that he's not trying to weave into... a grass skirt. Grumbling to himself.]
Why's it gotta be like this anyway, huh...?! What was wrong with my clothes?!
[His fingers definitely aren't deft enough to really make an effective grass skirt but A GUY'S GOTTA DO WHAT A GUY'S GOTTA DO.]
[ PHASE II : DRESS IN DRAG ]
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go!
[Could it be that you have to go?
The sandcastle is starting to collapse and Tytree is not wasting a second. He's making a mad dash, half-naked and half grass-skirted up, praying that no one sees an unfortunate flash of buttcheek as he's running.
But he's also picking up anyone who looks like they're a ) struggling or b ) just not running fast enough for his tastes, whether it's by princess-carry or tossing someone right over his shoulder.
Is the menace here the sandcastle or Tytree?]
[ PHASE IV : AND DO THE HULA? ]
[Whether you were ready or not to be shoved into one of these giant orbs, Tytree is... excited to say the least.]
Wahoo!! This is awesome, whoa!
[HE SAYS, KICKING HIS FOOT OUT SO HE CAN ACTUALLY GET A RUNNING START AGAINST THE WAVES?
Does that actually take you guys anywhere?
What did you do to deserve to be stuck in this ball with a hyperactive moron dressed like he's ready to hula?]
EVENT 29: INTRO
Winner: SMOOTHIES
ORIGINAL TOP-LEVEL: HERE
[ PHASE I : WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ]
[Sand castles are great and all - but they could improve from a little bit of green, wouldn't you say? Hence why you might be surprised to find as you walk through that there's actually some... vines curling against the walls? Whoa, weird!
You can follow the trail a short ways to eventually make it to Tytree - wearing the """swim jock""" also known as The One with the Literal Butt Hole - with his ass planted firmly on the ground so that it looks like he's just wearing a normal swimsuit and stupid floaties. Apparently that doesn't bug him.
He's also got some grass growing around him, long grass, that he's not trying to weave into... a grass skirt. Grumbling to himself.]
Why's it gotta be like this anyway, huh...?! What was wrong with my clothes?!
[His fingers definitely aren't deft enough to really make an effective grass skirt but A GUY'S GOTTA DO WHAT A GUY'S GOTTA DO.]
[ PHASE II : DRESS IN DRAG ]
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go!
[Could it be that you have to go?
The sandcastle is starting to collapse and Tytree is not wasting a second. He's making a mad dash, half-naked and half grass-skirted up, praying that no one sees an unfortunate flash of buttcheek as he's running.
But he's also picking up anyone who looks like they're a ) struggling or b ) just not running fast enough for his tastes, whether it's by princess-carry or tossing someone right over his shoulder.
Is the menace here the sandcastle or Tytree?]
[ PHASE IV : AND DO THE HULA? ]
[Whether you were ready or not to be shoved into one of these giant orbs, Tytree is... excited to say the least.]
Wahoo!! This is awesome, whoa!
[HE SAYS, KICKING HIS FOOT OUT SO HE CAN ACTUALLY GET A RUNNING START AGAINST THE WAVES?
Does that actually take you guys anywhere?
What did you do to deserve to be stuck in this ball with a hyperactive moron dressed like he's ready to hula?]